I Promise It Won't Last Forever

So, as I'm sure everyone has figured out, I am obsessed with Grey's Anatomy. It all started out after reading an article about the Erica Hahn/Callie kiss that happened in the final two episodes of season four. I then went back to season one and started watching all the episodes. I am currently watching the second half of season three. I have now decided, hopefully for something that will help stop this obsession, to post a running list of some of my favorite lines from the show.

Cristina: [about Alex] If I stuck this fork into his thigh, would I get in trouble?
Meredith: Not if you make it look like an accident.
- If Tomorrow Never Comes (#1.6)

Dr. Addison Shepherd: Goodmorning... Richard, I like the hat.
Dr. Derek Shepherd: Satan speaks.
Dr. Addison Shepherd: Actually I prefer to be called 'Ruler of All That is Evil', but I WILL answer to Satan...
- Make Me Lose Control (#2.3)

{Watching a pornographic video]
Cristina: That does NOT look comfortable.
Meredith: Trust me, it's not.

Meredith: So pick me. Choose me. Love me.
- Bring the Pain (#2.5)

Meredith: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Izzie: What are you doing?
Meredith: I am trying to insert my banana bag, which sounds vaguely dirty, but it isn't.
- Band-Aid Covers the Bullet Hole (#2.20)

Addison: Did you hear about the slutty sex your slutty friend had with my super slutty husband?

Addison: I am desirable Amanda.
Bailey: Miranda.
Addison: Right.
- I Am a Tree (#3.2)

George: Ok, let's get you prepped and ready-Dr. Shepard. Dr. Finn.
Meredith: Now all my boys are here. You're all so handsome... and such good kissers.
George: Oh... God...
Finn: Excuse me?
George: She's on drugs.
Meredith: He's an excellent kisser.
Finn: You two dated?
McDreamy: You didn't know?
Meredith: It wasn't a date so much as a... disastrously... uncomfortable... sexual experience.
- What I Am (#3.4)

Izzie: Dude, she (Callie) went all cage fighter on you!
Meredith: I know!
- From a Whisper to a Scream (#3.9)

Callie: We're working, George. I'm your boss, alright?
George: Yes, a very sexy one.
- Walk on Water (#3.15)

Addison: I am being stalked by pregnant women.
Callie: You're an obstetrician.
- Testing 1-2-3 (#3.24)

Meredith (repeatedly): Seriously?

Callie: Did anyone ever think you two were a couple?
Meredith: No, because we screw boys like whores on tequila.
Cristina: Then we either try to marry them or drown ourselves.
Callie: Huh.