I Kissed a Girl

I've mentioned this song before. I absolutely HATE Katy Perry's I Kissed a Girl. The lyrics are not gay friendly, they are actually anti-gay.

Okay, now that I am done with that, I LOVED Lance Bass's routine on Dancing with the Stars last night. The fact that they used I Kissed a Girl for a Lance routine was PERFECT and HILARIOUS! The end was the best ever. I mean, really, in the context of a gay man dancing with a woman, the song is PERFECT! Lance kissing his female dance partner than pulling out a thing of cherry chapstick. I officially love Lance.

For you losers, here's the dance:



In other gay news, apparently Miley Cyrus has decided to hold her Sweet 16 party at Disneyland on the same day as the annual Gay Day celebration. She's kicking everyone out on the one day LGBTQ people can go to Disneyland and be open about who they are with and show some PDA. I use to like Miley (at least the show Hannah Montana is funny int he little kid funny way), but this kinda pisses me of.

Dancing Gays

So last night a new season of Dancing with the Stars commenced. I have to say, while I don't rush to the tv when this comes on, if I remember its on, I watch it. I've always liked watching DwtS since Drew Lachey (the Thriller dance? AWESOME) won with Cheryl Burke (who use to be really hot, but now not so much). I watched when Joey Fatone of NSync fame made it all the way to the top two to lose to some short ice skating (yes I know he's a speedy skater which is a little more manly than just ice skating, but I'm making fun of him here). I wish I had watched Mel B, I would have loved to see the rest of the Spice Girls cheering her on. I unfortunately had a night class when Marlee Matlin was on, but I voted for her every night, even if I didn't get to watch the show.

This season, there's a couple reasons why I am watching:

Lance Bass (NSync): Another former boy bander on the cast? Another NSyncer on the cast? I probably would have preferred JC to Lance, but at least this season has a true gay cast member (Marlee was awesome cause she was on the L Word). I was not expecting much from Lance. I always thought he was the worse dancer, worse than Joey (who was not all that great back in the day). Anyway, Lance actually looked pretty good, better than he ever did with NSync. Best Part: Lance actually had two awesome parts, first, when his dance partner mentioned she use to think her and him would marry, "Guess not anymore." and secondly, Lance's "I learned to never listen to Joey." (I may have gotten those quotations a little wrong, but I will try to find the true quotations as soon as possible).


Misty May (whatever her married name is): Misty May's costume is probably the most clothes a lot of her fans have seen her in, and thats saying something considering how skimpy all the women's costumes are (except the old lady, but I'll get back to her). Misty's dance partner is the returning Maksim. I have to say, Maks is the only guy on the professional dancer side that I think is even slightly attractive.


Cloris Leachman: Cloris is the oldest member of the cast. And she's pretty awesome. She sat in the female judge's lap AFTER putting one leg up on the table and having the flamboyant judge kiss it.

Other Gay News:
Clay Aiken is GAY ... um, nah really?