Monday, June 30, 2008

Fanfics anyone?

Fanfiction. What is fanfiction you may ask? Well, I decided to look for a good definition and thought Urban Dictionary would be a good place to start. UD had three different entries.

The first entry was probably written by someone who actually writes fanfiction.
1. Fiction written by fans about an extant fictional universe.
2. Amateur fiction of any kind published in fanzines.
He wrote a great piece of fan fiction set in the universe of Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.
She had a piece of fan fiction published in THE CRUDZINE QUARTERLY.


The second entry is actually very anti-fanfiction and homophobic in my opinion.
A very useful tool to make characters from TV shows, anime and video games gay.
Just recently, I made an Avatar fan fiction in which Fire Lord Ozai molests his son Zuko...then I made King of the Hill fan fiction that is involves Hank Hill and Khan Souphinosaphone engaging in a homosexual affair.


Not all fanfiction takes straight characters and pairs them with members of the same sex. Certain fandoms (or, if using the first definition, universes) contain gay couples. Also, most sites have guidelines that if scenes such as the Avatar one described above are even allowed, the rating much show this and warnings must be included.

The third definition, is by far the worse.
A piece of 'literature' written by a fan of a tv show, movie, series, anime, etc centered around the same or some of the same characters and possibly a similar plot. Fan fictions usually contain characters acting in a manner that they would never act like, dating people they would never date (including people not of their gender preference), getting with people that they would never get with, and so on. Many are never finished, are never editted, and are not worth reading. In sites such as fanfiction.net they are likely to contain yaio.
"(reads) ...And so Itachi pressed Naruto... (wait is this fan fiction rated R? -goes to read another-) ...Kiari commed her haire in perfekt emostile..."


Now, it is obvious where this person was reading, The Pit aka fanfiction.net. When I first started reading this, I thought it would be the best, until I got past the first sentence. I know for me personally, and a couple other fanfic writers that I speak with, keeping true to the character is a part of writing. I do not like this person's use of the word "usually." This generalizes all fanfiction and creates stereotypes. Yes, there are a lot of unfinished fiction, but most sites that archive good fanfiction have a majority of finished stories. Also, I like how ze says "are never editted" (notice the error that should have been EDITED). Another thing, yaio, is only used with fanfiction based on anime (as far as I know, please correct me if I am wrong). Now the thing that makes me the angriest, is near the end of the slew of generalizations. "are not worth reading." That's just bullshit. I have read many fanfictions that were well worth the time I spent reading them, and I feeling like at least some of my stories are worth the time as well.

Now that I have ranted about this, first I would like to include the link to these entries:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fan+fiction

Please if you do only one thing when you see these, give the third entry a thumb down. Maybe, if it gets enough, it'll be removed from the site. Yes, I believe in freedom of speech, I am a journalism major and a fanfiction writer, but saying that, especially the journalism part, I believe that what is said should be TRUE and should NOT generalize.

Now, I would like to give you MY definition of Fanfiction.

Fanfiction is when a person, who is a fan of a particular show, movie, book, etc., wants to feel as though ze is part of the action, and writes a story. These stories could be long, uber fics, or short one shots or drabbles (100 words exactly). Fics can have plot or be PWP (porn without plot) or pointless little fluff pieces. Sometimes, these stories are used to "fix" a problem the fan saw in the show, such as bring two characters together (Xena and Gabrielle anyone?) or ignore the death of a character (Tara, Dana, Dumbledore). New fics from fandoms such as Xena, Buffy, Birds of Prey, continue even after the show has ended. Fanfiction is another way for fictional characters to live on forever in the hearts of the people who loved them.

If you disagree, or agree, or want to add anything to the above definition, please, leave comment.

Also, please, vote in the poll at the bottom of the page. Thanks!

Monday, June 9, 2008

I Promise It Won't Last Forever

So, as I'm sure everyone has figured out, I am obsessed with Grey's Anatomy. It all started out after reading an article about the Erica Hahn/Callie kiss that happened in the final two episodes of season four. I then went back to season one and started watching all the episodes. I am currently watching the second half of season three. I have now decided, hopefully for something that will help stop this obsession, to post a running list of some of my favorite lines from the show.

Cristina: [about Alex] If I stuck this fork into his thigh, would I get in trouble?
Meredith: Not if you make it look like an accident.
- If Tomorrow Never Comes (#1.6)

Dr. Addison Shepherd: Goodmorning... Richard, I like the hat.
Dr. Derek Shepherd: Satan speaks.
Dr. Addison Shepherd: Actually I prefer to be called 'Ruler of All That is Evil', but I WILL answer to Satan...
- Make Me Lose Control (#2.3)

{Watching a pornographic video]
Cristina: That does NOT look comfortable.
Meredith: Trust me, it's not.

Meredith: So pick me. Choose me. Love me.
- Bring the Pain (#2.5)

Meredith: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Izzie: What are you doing?
Meredith: I am trying to insert my banana bag, which sounds vaguely dirty, but it isn't.
- Band-Aid Covers the Bullet Hole (#2.20)

Addison: Did you hear about the slutty sex your slutty friend had with my super slutty husband?

Addison: I am desirable Amanda.
Bailey: Miranda.
Addison: Right.
- I Am a Tree (#3.2)

George: Ok, let's get you prepped and ready-Dr. Shepard. Dr. Finn.
Meredith: Now all my boys are here. You're all so handsome... and such good kissers.
George: Oh... God...
Finn: Excuse me?
George: She's on drugs.
Meredith: He's an excellent kisser.
Finn: You two dated?
McDreamy: You didn't know?
Meredith: It wasn't a date so much as a... disastrously... uncomfortable... sexual experience.
- What I Am (#3.4)

Izzie: Dude, she (Callie) went all cage fighter on you!
Meredith: I know!
- From a Whisper to a Scream (#3.9)

Callie: We're working, George. I'm your boss, alright?
George: Yes, a very sexy one.
- Walk on Water (#3.15)

Addison: I am being stalked by pregnant women.
Callie: You're an obstetrician.
- Testing 1-2-3 (#3.24)

Meredith (repeatedly): Seriously?

Callie: Did anyone ever think you two were a couple?
Meredith: No, because we screw boys like whores on tequila.
Cristina: Then we either try to marry them or drown ourselves.
Callie: Huh.

Thursday, June 5, 2008

The Hotties Have Been Announced

Okay, so AfterEllen actually posted their Hot 100 Monday, but I was busy feeding my Grey's obsession, (including the first two episodes with hottie Sara) and this took a long time to do.

I agree with a lot of the people on the list, although, not necessarily their ranking. I mean, while Tina Fey is good looking, is she really hotter than Sara? While it may be some people's opinion that, yes she is (have they not seen the clip of her kissing Brooke Smith on Grey's?), it is not mine. Also, how did Leisha Hailey drop down to number five? FIVE?! What? Sara was #8 btw, a huge jump from last year's posistion of #80.

Anyway, I decided to take the women of AfterEllen's top 100 and put them in my own ranking.

1. Sara Ramirez (Grey's Anatomy)
Glamour mag outtake black outfit

2. Leisha Hailey (L Word)
Leisha Hailey

3. Ellen Page (Juno)
Ellen Page

4. Jorja Fox (CSI)
Jorja hotness.

5. Gabrielle Christian (South of Nowhere, Girltrash)
Gabrielle Christian


6. Rose Rollins (L Word, Girltrash)
7. Michelle Rodriguez (Lost)
8. Missy Peregrym (Stick It)
9. Lena Heady (Sarah Connor Chronicles, Imagine Me & You)
10. Angelina Jolie (Does she really need something here?)

11. Olivia Wilde (House, The OC)
12. Kristanna Loken (Painkiller Jane, L Word)
13. Milla Jovovich (Resident Evil, 5th Element)
14. Kate Moenning (L Word)
15. Pink (singer)
16. Erin Daniels (L Word)
17. Elizabeth Keener (3Way, L Word)
18. Kate Walsh (Private Practice, Grey's Anatomy)
19. Jennifer Beals (L Word)
20. Evangeline Lilly (Lost)

21. Lauren Graham (Gilmore Girls)
22. Rachel Shelley (L Word)
23. Carly Pope (Popular, Dirt)
24. Emily Deschanel (Bones)
25. Eliza Dushku (Buffy, Bring It On)
26. Jill Bennett (Dante's Cove, 3Way, AfterEllen Vlogger)
27. Jennifer Garner (Alias, Elektra)
28. Mandy Musgrave (South of Nowhere, Girltrash)
29. Alyson Hannigan (How I Met Your Mother, Buffy, American Pie)
30. Kristen Bell (Veronica Mars)

31. Cat Cora (Iron Chef America)
32. Katherine Heigl (27 Dresses, Grey's Anatomy)
33. Tegan and Sara Quin (singers)
34. Sandra Bullock (Crash, Practical Magic)
35. Marion Cotillard (Fairplay)
36. Idina Menzel (Enchanted, Rent)
37. Blake Lively (Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, Gossip Girl)
38. Piper Perabo (Imagine Me & You, Coyote Ugly, Lost and Delirious)
39. Megan Fox (Transformers)
40. Maura Tierney (ER, Welcome to Mooseport)

41. Jordana Brewster (D.E.B.S, The Fast and the Furious)
42. Emily Blunt (The Devil Wear Prada)
43. Maeve Quinlin (South of Nowhere, 3Way)
44. Keira Knightly (Pirates of the Caribbean)
45. Amber Benson (Buffy)
46. Katee Beckinsale (Underworld, Van Helsing, Click)
47. Missy Higgins (singer)
48. Charlize Theron (Monster, Mighty Joe Young)
49. Mary-Louise Parker (Weeds, Fried Green Tomatoes)
50. Christina Cox (Better than Chocolate, Blood Ties, 3Way)

51. Jackie Warner (Work Out)
52. Halle Berry (X Men, Catwoman)
53. Elizabeth Mitchell (Lost, ER, Gia)
54. Emma Watson (Harry Potter)
55. Portia De Rossi (Ally McBeal, Arrested Development)
56. Rachel McAdams (The Family Stone, The Notebook)
57. Lucy Lawless (Xena)
58. Rosario Dawsom (Rent)
59. Cathy DeBuono(Exes and Ohs)
60. Dani Campbell (A Shot of Love at Tila Tequila)

61. Alicia Keys (singer)
62. Scarlett Johansson (The Prestige)
63. Natalie Portman (Where the Heart Is)
64. Laurel Holloman (L Word)
65. Mariska Hargitay (Law & Order: SVU)
66. Stehanie March (Conviction, Law & Order: SVU)
67. Kate Winslet (Titanic)
68. Leighton Meester (Gossip Girl)
69. Padma Lakshmi (Top Chef)
70. Grace Park (Battlestar Galactica)

71. Rachel Weisz (Definitely, Maybe, Fred Clause)
72. Jessica Alba (Dark Angel, Fantastic Four)
73. Naomi Watts (King Kong)
74. Selma Hayek (Wild Wild West, Fools Rush In)
75. Cate Blanchett (Notes on a Scandal)
76. Penelope Cruz (Bandidas)
77. Sophia Bush (One Tree Hill)
78. Sarah Shahi (L Word)
79. Sandra Oh (Grey's Anatomy)
80. Michelle Paradise (Exes and Ohs)

81. Clea DuVall(But I'm a Cheerleader)
82. Kate Sackhoff (Battlestar Galatica, Bionic Woman)
83. Tina Fey (SNL, Mean Girls, 30 Rock)
84. Renee O'Connor (Xena)
85. Jessica Biel (7th Heaven)
86. Lucy Liu (Ally McBeal, Charlie's Angels)
87. Mia Kirshner (L Word)
88. Gillian Anderson (X Files)
89. Angie Harmon (Law & Order, Women's Murder Club)
90. Bridget McManus (comic, AfterEllen vlogger, 3Way)

91. Nicole Kidman (The Golden Compass, Stepford Wives)
92. Ellen DeGeneres (Again, don't see anything here necessary)
93. Marnie Alton (Exes & Ohs)
94. Jenn (AfterEllen vlogger)
95. Dara Nai (AfterEllen vlogger)
96. Karmen Kregloe (AfterEllen blog/vlogger)
97. Gro Hemmerseng (have no clue who this is)
98. Jodie Foster (Silence of the Lambs, Nim's Island)
99. Kate McKinnon (The Big Gay Sketch Show)
100. Meryl Streep (Rendition)